I love my skin!
this picture is killing me
Everybody trying to help The Queen and then there’s Putin
i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying
your argument is invalid based upon the previous research that I get some on the regular and you’re a little douche
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong